Tuesday, 9 June 2009

The bike ride from hell (aside 1)

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(Aside 1)
An aging lothario, who, despite his great age, still owns all his original teeth, which he safely stores in a locked cabinet under his bed and brings out on important occasions.

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(Aside 2)
Sophie also brought along Lex Luther, a mad professor from the planet Roche. I think Lex was carrying a small quantity of Kryptonite about her person, which would account for my bike's poor performance.

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(Aside 3)
Mrs B's bike faired little better then mine, her left gear shift coming out in sympathy with my bike and refusing to work for the last couple of miles.
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(Aside 4)
knowing our local councils inability to invest in the town and Paul's knowledge of gardening, it may well have been weeds.
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